You really think this is gonna be good?
OK, so we (Spangdahlem) got the Million dollars, now what? This is where we get excited and watch everything turn to complete shit! What I mean by that is that one of two things will happen.
1. We will see nothing happen because everyone will be fighting over what to spend it on. And this is where the "who's dick is bigger" match starts. Every big wig on base, every one who "thinks" that they're a big wig, everyone who has a connection and then everyone who "thinks" they have a connection start throwing out anything and everything just to benefit them and their group, squadron, flight, etc... so they can be perceived as the best. It's all about public perception. If it's this option then we won't be seeing anything happen while we're stationed here (even if you just got here), and that's just sad.
2. We'll see some big stuff happen or a bunch of little stuff happen; either way, whatever it is will be utter shit. It won't benefit the masses, just the minority, which will be the big wigs and such (see 1. above).
At least half of the ideas that I've heard suck so much donkey balls that the girls in Tijuana are jealous!
If you really think that anything good will happen with this and benefit the mass, then please fill me in. But at this point I'm calling total bullshit on the whole thing!
This one really is worthy of WTF Spangdahlem!!
One more thing....I really thought there'd be more comments on the Military spouse thing. Maybe when I start getting into Enlisted and Officer spouses it will get better. You spouses scared yet?
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Saturday, February 12, 2011
Military Spouses - Part 1: Spouses in general
OK, so here we are. I told you what I was going to write about and I bet you thought I chickened out. You must be thinking, "there's no way this person's going to write about military spouses....there's just no way". Well, you'd be wrong. And why wouldn't I? Is it really this big huge secret that I'd be letting out? Hell no!
The direct correlation between high school and military spouses is uncanny. You've pretty much got every group from high school like the popular ones, the ones that think they're popular (wannabes), the shy ones, the bitches, the sluts and so on.
The sad thing is that this isn't high school any more and age doesn't seem to matter. You can be a 40 year old that "thinks" they're still the popular one. It's really quite pathetic. You have to watch out for all of them because, like high school, they can turn on you in an instant and stab you in the back.....or right in the face even. The worst ones are the shy quiet ones, because for some reason they are attracted to the popular or wannabe popular ones and they'll do anything to get in with them. So they're just sitting back being "friends" with everyone and people start trusting them, but now they know your secrets! Who do you think they're gonna tell? Yup, your secret is out and it's to the last ones that you ever wanted to know about it.
This is the most unfortunate group....the sluts. In high school, whatever. Now, you're married! A big deployment comes up and for some reason you see all these women at the bars and clubs with tan lines on their left ring fingers. A lot of guys don't care, cause their trying to get pussy and now's a great chance.
I was TDY and a group of us were going out, along comes a car to the right of our van and three women flash us and yell that their husbands just deployed......we were still on base! Are you kidding me?!
WE ARE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL ANYMORE!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN PATHETIC!
Thank you for reading Military Spouses - Part 1: Spouses in general
Next installment of Military Spouses will be Part 2: Enlisted Spouses.
We all love comments and I think that comments on this subject will be particularly interesting, but watch out with what you say, I don't want to censor anything.
The direct correlation between high school and military spouses is uncanny. You've pretty much got every group from high school like the popular ones, the ones that think they're popular (wannabes), the shy ones, the bitches, the sluts and so on.
The sad thing is that this isn't high school any more and age doesn't seem to matter. You can be a 40 year old that "thinks" they're still the popular one. It's really quite pathetic. You have to watch out for all of them because, like high school, they can turn on you in an instant and stab you in the back.....or right in the face even. The worst ones are the shy quiet ones, because for some reason they are attracted to the popular or wannabe popular ones and they'll do anything to get in with them. So they're just sitting back being "friends" with everyone and people start trusting them, but now they know your secrets! Who do you think they're gonna tell? Yup, your secret is out and it's to the last ones that you ever wanted to know about it.
This is the most unfortunate group....the sluts. In high school, whatever. Now, you're married! A big deployment comes up and for some reason you see all these women at the bars and clubs with tan lines on their left ring fingers. A lot of guys don't care, cause their trying to get pussy and now's a great chance.
I was TDY and a group of us were going out, along comes a car to the right of our van and three women flash us and yell that their husbands just deployed......we were still on base! Are you kidding me?!
WE ARE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL ANYMORE!!! STOP BEING SO DAMN PATHETIC!
Thank you for reading Military Spouses - Part 1: Spouses in general
Next installment of Military Spouses will be Part 2: Enlisted Spouses.
We all love comments and I think that comments on this subject will be particularly interesting, but watch out with what you say, I don't want to censor anything.
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